Calvin L. Gates, coal miner resident of Birmingham, AL. He likes to purchases houses. He eloquently tells the tale of looking at a house he might buy and finds a dead body in it. Lots of spitting included. Best part of the video comes at the end when he notes that Mayor Larry Langford will fix the problems.

The first question is: who owns the air brush t-shirt business in the family?

Bride nicely identified as “Wifey” and the Grrom properly wears “4 my Wifey” on his hat.

Flowers nicely match the air brush colors.

I’m really unsure what the grooms shirt reads.

Just like Mama? Awesome!

I really wish there was a close up of this, but you can see the important ones:
“They met at my crib” and the lady on the front row who feels her backside is better than her shirt.

“This was the opening video for our Student Fall Retreat called “You’ve Got Talent.” Everyone is asking what inspired this. Here is goes… 1) We needed a great opening video that caught everyone off guard, and set the the tone for the weekend. 2) With this idea in mind, we thought we could use this video as a great object lesson about media choices (kinda creepy hearing your grandparents sing some of this), and 3) this has been a GREAT transgenerational culture experiment. It has totally bridged a gap with our Senior adults and our students. Hope you enjoy!”

The Obama family should look no further in their search for a dog for the White House.

I spotted this a little while back at Brunos Supermarket. There are at least two geniuses that work for Brunos: 1) the one who created the tag printing program that doesn’t print these signs when the savings is 0 or negative and 2) the employee who put up the sign.

Ezekiel Tamba Leno has started the Universal Movers and Shakers Facebook Group for Back to God Ministries or just called UMAS-BTG.

This group is designed solely for the display of dreams, visions, revelations and prophecies. UMAS is primarily focused on bringing people, states, countries, and nations back to God through revelations, dreams, signs, wonders, healing and miracles, as well as supernatural and divine interventions. Our focus is to interpret and translate in human language what God reveals to a person through dreams, visions, parables, and riddles.

He also writes:

He has told me since March 2008 who He chose to lead the United States as president for the next years to come. I have seen in my dreams things that happened in the United States since 1932 and things that will happen up to 2067.

Here’s one of the best parts:
“God has decreed a weather related natural disaster for the state of Alabama that will not be reversed unless restitution is made! The disaster is God’s responds to the policies of the state of Alabama that went contrary to the oath the founding fathers of the United States made to God. Only the governor can reverse the decreed by meeting God’s demand that a restitution be made to the victims of the policy. The policy in question will be disclosed only to the governor with details explanation of how to handle the restitution and other requirement.”

Georgia and California are on the list for natural disasters or else list.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33411702092

With a fox locked onto her arm, an Arizona jogger ran a mile to her car, where she was able to dislodge the animal, throw it into the trunk and drive to a Prescott hospital. The Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office said the fox, which later attacked an animal control officer, tested positive for rabies.

The unidentified Chino Valley resident told deputies she was on a trail Monday at the base of Granite Mountain when the fox attacked, biting her foot. The woman said she grabbed it by the neck when it went for her leg and it latched onto her arm.

Thinking the fox was rabid, she wanted to make sure it didn’t get away so she ran to her car, where she was able to pry open its jaws, wrap it in a sweat shirt and toss it into the trunk.

The woman is receiving rabies vaccinations, as is the animal control officer.

Note: the image above is not related to this story, but it helps with your imagination station.

Update: Here’s a better story and a photo of Michelle Felicetta.

Auburn lead at halftime in Morgantown, WV, but for some reason couldn’t stop WVU in the 2nd half. I found the reason. They saw this:

Spotted in the West End community of Birmingham, AL. Very small wheels. I expected something larger. It looked like 4 spare tires.

Photo taken at the Jefferson General Store by jimmywayne22.